paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

Hannibal Lecter: *frames Jack Crawford*
Jack Crawford: *arrests self*
Jack Crawford: How could I have missed it…
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

∞  reasons to love this romanian cutie
  reasons to love this romanian cutie
calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

bluearturtle:

Happy B-Day you precious dorks. ♥ (yes i made something for 413 ^o^ )

bluearturtle:

Happy B-Day you precious dorks. ♥ (yes i made something for 413 ^o^ )

art-and-sterf:

Paint tool SAI - BRUSH SETTINGS by ryky

celestial-sexhair:

padanasty:

just going to throw out there that Dean just referred to gay sex as the sexy kind of drilling.

ruffiansonships:

This was the greatest moment ever.

autistickanaya:

The best part of homestuck imo is the fact these 13 year old kids just find this alien race and they only question it for like. 2 seconds. Most people would have an existential crisis but rose is just like “I’m gonna fuck that”

Sebastian Stan at the world premiere of Captain America